Today while I was waiting for my toenails to dry I decided to text my friend Christopher DeVoss a funny picture. It’s something that Chris and I do almost everyday, one of us will send the other a weird, funny, or totally bizarre picture. That’s what friends are for. The picture I sent him was… This just goes to show you, there really is abook out there for everything.
So I decided to do a quick google search on strange book titles. Here is what I found…
I mean…Why not? Every lesbian likes a good horse story right? Or are the horses themselves lesbians? This book title leaves so many unanswered questions…guess I’ll have to suggest it at the next book club meeting.
For the aspiring gynecologist in your life..
Listen, There are many books (ie: Dante’s Inferno, Dante’s Paradiso, The bible etc..) written on the subject of the afterlife. A great many details have been explained about the fiery rings of hell and the eternal gifts in heaven. But not one person every mentioned us getting it on in the after life. I hope the author has a how to guide for both heaven and hell, as I’m still not sure where I’m going to end up. I’m going with hell.
This is partially why I am most likely going to hell. Because I find this book, hilarious. I would buy it, I would put it on my coffee table , and I would make pornogami out of Christmas wrapping paper and hand them out as ornaments during the holiday season. Because that is the kind of friend I am.
I am going to go out on a limb and guess that Poo is this woman’s name…but No. Just, No.
Because, Why not?
Absolutely not…Who edits these books? Did any one not say to Dr. Shedd, “This title looks a little incesty…maybe we should re-work this sentence bro”? Apparently not.
And now for my personal favorties…
I swear I had more fun googling the titles than i have had in a long time. Complete nonsense. I love it.